Mike Zimmer had flashed a confident smile in a training camp interview with NFL Network, responding to a question about the Vikings' on-the-fly defensive rebuild by saying, "I've never had a bad defense, ever. So I don't anticipate that changing."
But after a 52-33 loss to the Saints on Friday that made plain the degree to which Zimmer's best-laid plans had, in fact, changed, the Vikings coach was asked about the preseason pronouncement and met it squarely.
"Yeah, this is a bad defense," Zimmer said. "Worst one I've ever had."
There will be plenty of time to parse through the obvious (and, in many cases, valid) qualifications: the season-ending injuries to Danielle Hunter and Anthony Barr, the pandemic that led nose tackle Michael Pierce to opt out for health reasons and wiped out the Vikings' offseason chances to work with their 15-player draft class, the calf injury that truncated another All-Pro season from linebacker Eric Kendricks. On Friday, the Vikings started the day with just one linebacker (Eric Wilson) who'd played more than 100 snaps this season; they then lost cornerback Cameron Dantzler to an injury during the game.
A withering defeat like the one that officially relegated the Vikings to the ranks of the NFC's nine non-playoff teams, though, couldn't be dressed up.
"We're missing four defensive linemen, we're missing a safety, we're missing three corners, we're missing six linebackers, I believe, from where we started," Zimmer said. "We're just a little undermanned. That's still no excuse. These guys put on an NFL jersey; they've got to play."
The Saints' 52-33 win over the Vikings will long be remembered — and rued by Minnesota fans — for its superlatives. Alvin Kamara's six rushing touchdowns tied a NFL record for the most in a game, joining Ernie Nevers, who did it in 1929. The 583 yards the Vikings gave up were the most in franchise history. New Orleans' 52 points tied the Bears' output in 1961 for the second-most ever against the Vikings, and their 264 rushing yards were the most the Vikings had allowed since 1991.