Joe Berger studied mechanical engineering at Michigan Tech. If you don't think that sounds like the surest path to a 13-year career in the NFL and a date in the NFC title game, you know nothing about mechanical engineering.
(Author's note: I know nothing about mechanical engineering.)
"I studied it because I liked the whole 'Taking a pile of whatever and making something out of it' thing,'' Berger said.
It's the time of the football season when the best metaphors just might be uttered by a 315-pound man with a 20-pound beard.
The Vikings offensive line, a pile of whatever last year, has become a driving force on a 14-victory team, and Berger, a sixth-round draft pick out of a small school in the Upper Peninsula, has made something of himself.
Sunday, Berger, the Vikings' 35-year-old offensive lineman, will play in what could be his last game, or the game that leads to his first Super Bowl. He has played 13 seasons for four teams, making two stops in Miami and considering retirement at least once.
"I'm pushing those thoughts aside right now, but in my mind, this is it,'' Berger said. "But I need time to figure out what I want to do.''
The Vikings will miss him dearly whenever he departs. He's Case Keenum with a hand on the ground, a journeyman who became a success story in Minnesota.