By the time he finished his synopsis of everything that went wrong for the Vikings on Sunday, Mike Zimmer sounded like a mechanic ticking off issues that would lead to an expensive auto repair.
"It was probably as poor a first half as I've seen in quite a while," the coach said. "We didn't get anything done offensively. Special teams, we made a lot of mistakes. Defensively, we allowed the quarterback to get out and scramble, and we turned a couple guys loose in coverage again. We're going to have to get things fixed in a hurry."
The structure of the Vikings' schedule dictates they will have to regroup quickly after Sunday's 27-6 loss against the Buffalo Bills, with a Thursday night game against the Rams in Los Angeles looming before an NFC Championship Game rematch with the Philadelphia Eagles.
If there's any silver lining in what's facing the Vikings over the next two weeks, though, perhaps it's the idea that they won't have long to wallow in a defeat that will rank as one of the most lopsided upsets in modern NFL history.Facing a Bills team that had given up 78 points in its first two games, had cornerback Vontae Davis retire at halftime last week and stripped defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier of playcalling duties in the second half, the Vikings were 16½-point favorites at home against the Bills.
Since 1978, according to Pro Football Reference, 80 teams had been favored by 16 points or more. Only five of them had lost — and none of them had lost by more than seven points.
None of them, to be sure, was drubbed as badly as the Vikings, who came within three minutes of being shut out at home for the first time since 1962. Trailing 27-0 at halftime, they fell hard to the Bills at U.S. Bank Stadium.
"Unfortunately, you go back and look at the last three years of football that we played," tight end Kyle Rudolph said. "We've done this once a year. Go back a couple of Decembers ago, we had a chance of making the playoffs. Then the Indianapolis Colts come in here and kick our butts. Last year in the NFC Championship Game, everyone knows what happened. One thing for us is that it happened in September. We're going to learn from it; this could be the best thing for us. We have a really young and talented team, but we can't just roll the ball out there and expect to win."
Kirk Cousins' touchdown pass to Rudolph spoiled a shutout for Frazier in his first regular-season game back in Minneapolis since the Vikings fired him at the end of 2013. Frazier, who got his play-calling duties back this week, was presented with a game ball after the victory.