Interview Dan Bailey long enough and one question comes to mind as he works every overexaggerated angle back to the middle with consistency and the casual flatline look of a man who's just split the uprights.
"So," you say to him, "you really are just a boring kicker, eh?"
He laughs.
"Yeah," he says. "Exactly."
That's OK. Boring is good. Boring is what Vikings coach Mike Zimmer asks the football gods for as reparations for Blair Walsh and Daniel Carlson. Boring is making all your kicks at MetLife Stadium, scoring 14 points in an 18-point win and claiming NFC Special Teams Player of the Week.
Boring is making 12 straight kicks — six of them field goals — and causing a scarred fan base not to think the worst every time you trot onto the field.
Knock on wood?
Actually, Bailey isn't a knock-on-wood kind of guy. He's more of a scientific, work-the-process kind of guy who knows if the snap-hold-kick operation is clicking, the ball will find its way between the pipes. And the nine-year pro has the sixth-best career field goal percentage (86.64) in NFL history to prove it.