The do-gooders can wipe away from the record book many of Clem Haskins' accomplishments as the men's basketball coach at the University of Minnesota. They can try to render Clem's Gophers invisible as participants in the 1997 Final Four, and harrumph over Clem's awards as National Coach of the Year for that season.
What the do-gooders can never take away from Clem is that big, sweet kiss he exchanged with his hometown sweetheart, Yevette, in San Antonio's Alamodome on March 22, 1997.
"I gave her a hug and a big kiss," Clem said. "It was one of those 16-year-old's kisses."
Then, he looked toward a couple of minicams from Twin Cities TV stations and said, "If you want me to explain what a 16-year-old's kiss is, you're going to have to turn off those cameras."
Yevette had made it through the congratulations being offered by the mass of maroon-and-gold zealots to embrace her husband as the Gophers were cutting down the nets.
Before that, she had stepped into an open space on the court, taken out a tiny camera and snapped a photo of a scoreboard bearing this information: Minnesota 80, UCLA 72.
"Minnesota beat UCLA," Yevette said. "My goodness … UCLA. Minnesota is going to the Final Four. Do you believe it?"
Yes, Yevette. I believe it to this day, and so do the 12-to-15,000 U faithful, who made the trek to the underrated party city of San Antonio, to share in an all-time great Gophers party.