John Torchetti is testing the theory that communication is the key to modern coaching.
There's no chance anybody in the Wild locker room other than Charlie Coyle makes out more than 40 percent of what he says.
Tuesday, Torchetti invented the word "umpteeninth." He ended his news conference with a word that sounded like "mahkah." He called the Chicago Blackhawks "Ah bah."
With help from a team of translators, Rosetta Stone and the extended family of fellow New Englander Coyle, it has been discerned that he was trying to say "Our bar," or the team by which the Wild should measure itself.
The Wild cleared the swaybacked, regular-season version of the bar Tuesday night, beating Chicago 4-1 at Xcel Energy Center.
When Colorado lost to St. Louis on Tuesday night, the same Wild team that got Mike Yeo fired found itself five points ahead of the Avalanche in the strangely thrilling race for the eighth playoff spot in the Western Conference.
How could Torchetti, a career assistant with a history of interim coaching jobs, have made such a difference?
Yeo is a quality coach, and his former team still benefits from his defensive system, yet Torchetti is proving the Wild was right to fire Yeo and to bring in Torchetti as the antidote to Yeo's flaws.