The grandson of a pickle maker and a former ballet dancer himself, new Timberwolves Vice President of Sports Performance Arnie Kander has brought his rather odd, famed collection of home remedies and hand-built contraptions to Minneapolis in an attempt to provide normalcy to a franchise whose players far too often have been unable to stay healthy.
Longtime friend Flip Saunders lured him out of a very brief retirement last summer, bringing a former colleague in Detroit to town four times before Saunders finally convinced him to return to a life of after-midnight flights and dawn therapy sessions — just weeks after he had finished 23 years doing so for the Pistons.
With Kander came his lotions, creams, rubs, nutritional supplements and a holistic approach to healing in which he makes no distinction between two seemingly different hats — strength coach and physical therapist.
"No separation," he said. "It's not like church and state."
He is the guy who once helped put Chauncey Billups back on the court in only four days by wrapping frozen banana peels on his split hamstring. He is the guy whose stature with the Pistons once inspired the team to add Kander's training-table wheatgrass and organic lemon drink as well as quinoa, kale and lentils to the Palace of Auburn Hills concession stands.
Players who have had him tend to their both their bodies and minds through these many years are believers.
"I will say his style is a lot different than anybody I've ever seen," said Wolves veteran forward Tayshaun Prince, who played all 82 regular-season games six consecutive years early in his career with Kander in Detroit and seven times in his 13 NBA seasons. "He was one of the reasons I was able to stay as healthy as I was. No matter who it is, the longer you spend with somebody, the more they learn your body and they can master it.
"Arnie has mastered my body for 11 years. Anytime something happens, that'd be the guy I call, no matter where I'm at, on whatever team."