Pat Dean was born and raised a Yankees fan, which must feel a little strange today. It's like a dog admiring the model of the car that ran him over.
In his first career start against his boyhood idols — well, against the current iteration of the 27-time champions anyway — Dean faced 16 Yankees batters, allowed half of them to wallop hits, walked three more and recorded only seven outs. His seven-run disaster doomed the Twins to a tedious 8-2 loss at Target Field that even two fireworks displays couldn't enliven, and then earned him a return ticket to Class AAA Rochester after the game.
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It's Tommy Milone's turn to try to add a dollop of effectiveness to a starting rotation that is officially the game's worst now. Designated for assignment five weeks ago and returned to Rochester after all 29 MLB teams passed on him, Milone, who again has been sensational at Class AAA since his demotion (4-0 with a 1.66 ERA), will be available in the Twins' revolving-door bullpen this weekend, then take over Dean's slot in the rotation at the next opportunity.
He'll fit right in. Milone's 5.79 ERA in the majors this year matches his fellow Twins starters, all of whom has an ERA over 5.00. The team's collective ERA from its starters is 5.71, by far the worst in the majors.
Hardly any of that was Dean's fault, though, at least before Friday. But the Naugatuck, Conn., native, who visited Yankee Stadium annually during his childhood, was greeted by a single, a double and a home run before he retired a batter, with Carlos Beltran's upper-deck uppercut on a 3-2 pitch the big jolt to Dean's system.
"I tried to go with the slider, I left it up, and he was right on it," Dean said of Beltran. "I wanted to get it down, and it just stayed flat on me."
From there, New York added another run in the first inning, in part because he failed to cover first base on Didi Gregorius' hot smash, then passed three more on in the third, forcing Molitor to reluctantly hand more than six innings to his bullpen.