If this Twins' season was the latest Netflix binge-watch, you'd be mocking it for all the absurd plot twists. And you'd roast Tuesday's epic five-hour 14-12 loss to the Yankees, in which the lead changed hands twice in the eighth inning and twice more in the ninth before finally being settled in the 10th, as the unlikeliest piece of fiction since the Game of Thrones finale.
It's a wonder there were no dragons flying around Target Field.
There were plenty of baseballs doing so, however. The Twins crushed four home runs, the Yankees two, and the teams added 10 doubles for good measure. Both team's starting pitchers were shredded, both team's closers blew ninth-inning leads in you've-got-to-be-kidding fashion, the Twins coughed up a six-run lead, and the game didn't end until Aaron Hicks made a diving, warning-track catch of Max Kepler's bases-loaded blast in the 10th.
"If that's not the game of the year so far, I don't know what it would be," said Kyle Gibson, who only participated in five innings of it, giving up five runs. "That's what playoff baseball looks like — two teams not giving up."
Ouch. He's right, that's what playoff baseball looks like for the 21st Century Twins — fight hard, don't give up, and lose to the Yankees in the end. Minnesota would like to change that this year, but better pitching in the clutch will be necessary to manage it. Seven different pitchers took the mound for the Twins, and the only one who didn't give up a run or a run-scoring hit was first-day-on-the-job Cody Stashak — who still allowed four of the nine hitters he faced to collect hits.
But Stashak's two scoreless innings looked awfully good on a night when the teams combined for 35 hits, loaded the bases five different times, and scored runs almost as fast as the scoreboard could post them.
Miguel Sano, for instance, drove in five runs with a pair of mammoth blasts, including what seemed like the game-winner in the eighth, a 457-foot cannon shot that set off delirium among the 32,470 at Target Field.
Jorge Polanco drove in three runs, and smacked a back-to-back home run in front of Nelson Cruz for the second straight night.