THE BUZZ The Wild's season is over. The Timberwolves finish tonight. What ever will Minnesota sports fans find to occupy their time in the coming months?
REMOTE PATROL If you have 1) afternoon free time and 2) don't want to watch the Twins for some reason: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Arsenal (1:55 p.m., ESPN2).
Click pick On nytimes.com: a story on how Nancy Dowd, the screen writer for the movie "Slap Shot," is offended by public appearances by the Hanson Brothers.
STAR GAZING According to the Associated Press, Tiger Woods sent in his entry form for the U.S. Open, being held this year June 17-20 at Pebble Beach.
FAST FACT If the Timberwolves lose their season finale against Detroit tonight, they'll finish 15-67 -- tied for the worst record in franchise history (1991-92 team).