Riddle me this: What astronomical feature rocketed into orbit in November and is probably never coming back down to Earth?
Answer: Taylor Swift ticket prices.
Swifties who didn't land tickets at face value when they went on sale before Thanksgiving — at least twice as many as the 100,000 or so who did — seem to be out of luck.
Prices for this weekend's Eras Tour tickets in Minneapolis on resale sites such as StubHub and SeatGeek immediately shot up to around $1,000. In the week leading up to Friday and Saturday's U.S. Bank Stadium dates, seats were still hovering in that price range.
However, there are glimmers of hope.
Ticketmaster has been dropping last-minute seats at face value in nearly every city on the tour. It doesn't say when; it's often not until day-of-show. It also doesn't say how many.
Swifties don't need to be warned about putting too much trust in Ticketmaster, but perhaps this tactic will benefit a small number of them in the Twin Cities. Here are some guidelines on how to optimize that slim chance, plus other ideas on trying for last-minute tickets.
1. Check Ticketmaster. Then check it again 8,000 more times. And do so right up until showtime. Neither Ticketmaster nor Swift's handlers are alerting fans with tweets or mass emails when there's a last-minute drop of tickets, although some VerifiedFan registrants in other cities reported receiving ticket offers via email before the show. So keep an eye on your inbox, too. But again, it's a loooooong shot in either case.