Earlier this month, my wife and I drove to Caribou Gun Club in Le Sueur, Minn., and I asked them to put four pheasants in a field. I opened the door let out our 10-year-old Lab, Albert, and for the next 45 minutes, he hunted hard, nose to the ground, quartering in front of me. Almost like he didn't have cancer.
One by one, he flushed the roosters, I shot them, and he retrieved them. He climbed back into the truck, exhausted, and slept the entire way home.
It was Albert's final hunt — we knew that. He died in my arms eight days later.
You can't swing a dead pheasant without hitting a hunter who says that his or her dog is the Greatest of All Time. But, truly, Albert was.
When I left a troubled marriage in August 2008, my 12-year-old yellow Lab, Beaumont, followed me out the door and arthritically climbed into my truck. He was already struggling to breathe because of laryngeal paralysis, and within a couple of months, I could see the end was nigh.
I took him to the Minnesota Horse & Hunt Club in Prior Lake and let him chase a couple pheasants. The next day, I drove him to the veterinarian. He was euthanized in my lap. On the drive back to my parents' house, where I was staying, I pulled my car over, called my brother in Oregon and wept uncontrollably. Beaumont's death signified the demise of much in my life.
I was dogless for over a year. The year 2010 dawned with me broke, foreclosed upon, and up to my eyeballs in lawyers' bills. But I knew a breeder and family friend in Menominee, Wis., who had a dog for sale — Albert — who had been returned and was a year old. I'd begun dating Courtney Perry, who lived in Dallas. She mailed me a check for $400 along with a note: "Go buy Albert."
Albert's frame was lean, but his thick head and oversized paws portended a dog of considerable size. He quickly developed into a specimen of rippling muscle and exhibited the couplet of traits that make Labs the most popular species in America: calm and easygoing at home but a fierce and indefatigable hunter.