My late black Lab — a fine duck dog — was no insomniac.
After a long day afield, he'd fall into a coma as if I'd spiked his water with sleep meds. His breathing would get heavy and deep, his barrel chest expanding and contracting like an accordion. Often from his back, he'd yip and moan while pawing the air like he was shadowboxing. Occasionally, his thick jowls would catch air and slap against his gums, the bizarre sight and muffled sound of which were funny and endlessly entertaining.
I thought about my dog, Buddy, the other day as I inventoried my life as a waterfowl hunter and how I got to where I am, roughly 40 years after donning my first pair of canvas waders and blowing a plastic duck call without so much as a hot clue how to make it sound like a hen mallard. It's been a grand journey, full of travel, intrigue and memories — a holistic education no college could ever provide.
I killed my first duck — a drake woody — when I was 12. But not until two years later, after a stranger's act of kindness at a south metro boating landing, did I began my journey as true-blue waterfowler. Decoys, shotguns, shell boxes and other gear stacked in the canoe, two of my friends and I were about to push off into the morning darkness.
"Your canoe looks a little overloaded," said the stranger, who was 30-something. "How about one of you kids come with me?"
Soon, I was seated in the man's duck boat — complete with a pop-up portable blind — and heading to an out-of-the-way bay that he said would work perfectly for the morning's wind direction. I recall sitting next to his yellow Lab and hanging on the man's every word. His boat was immaculate, his gear organized, his dog calm.
At the bay, I became an apprentice, handing him decoy after decoy as he gave me a running tutorial on why we were doing what we were doing. Decoys set and listing, he oriented his boat snugly against the bulrushes. His boat and blind were already brushed with natural vegetation — a mental note, one of many, I stowed away. As the morning light gathered and shooting time neared, he explained how, based on his decoy spread, the ducks would likely work.
"They should suck right into the open pocket," he said, pouring himself coffee from a Thermos. A lanyard of calls dangled from his neck, and his face was streaked with camouflage paint. "Don't shoot until I tell you to. I'll let you know when."