A week in Wasilla

WASHINGTON - Carly Fiorina, the woman John McCain sent out to defend Sarah Palin and rip anyone who calls her a tabula rasa on foreign policy and the economy, admitted Tuesday that Palin was not capable of running Hewlett-Packard.

That's pretty damning coming from Fiorina, who also was not capable of running Hewlett-Packard.

Carly helpfully added that McCain (not to mention Obama and Biden) couldn't run a major corporation. He couldn't get his immigration bill passed, either, but now he's promising to eliminate centuries of greed on Wall Street.

The Wall Street Journal reported that McCain is taking Palin to the U.N. General Assembly next week so she can shake hands with some heads of state. You can't contract foreign-policy experience like a rhinovirus. To paraphrase the sniffly Adelaide in "Guys and Dolls," a poy-son could develop a cold war.

The latest news from Alaska is that the governor keeps a tanning bed in the Juneau mansion. As the Los Angeles Times pointed out, when Palin declared May 2007 as Skin Cancer Awareness Month in Alaska, the press release explained that skin cancer was caused by "the sun and from tanning beds."

I sauteed myself in Sarahville last week.

I wandered through the Wal-Mart, which seemed almost as large as Wasilla, a town that is a soulless strip mall without sidewalks set beside a soulful mountain and lake.

I talked to a Wal-Mart mom, Betty Necas, 39, wearing sweatpants and tattoos on her wrists.

She said she's never voted, and was a teenage mom "like Bristol." She likes Sarah because she's "down home" but said Obama "gives me the creeps. Nothing to do with the fact that he's black. He just seems snotty, and he looks weaselly."

Ten Obama supporters in Wasilla braved taunts and drizzle to stand on a corner between McDonald's and Pizza Hut. They complained that Sarah runs government like a vengeful fiefdom and held up signs. A guy with a bullhorn yelled out of a passing red car: "Go back to the city, you liberal communists!"

At gatherings in The Last Frontier, pastors pray for reporters, drilling evokes cheers and Todd Palin is hailed as a guy who likes to burn fossil fuels.

I had many "Sarahs," as her favorite skinny white mocha is now called, at the Mocha Moose. "I've seen her at 4 a.m. with no makeup," said manager Karena Forster, "and she's just as beautiful."

In Anchorage on Saturday, I went by a conference conducted by James Dobson's Focus on the Family and supported by Sarah's current church, the Wasilla Bible Church, about how to help gays and lesbians "journey out" of same-sex attraction.

(As the Times reported recently, in 1995, Palin, then a city councilwoman, told colleagues she had seen "Daddy's Roommate" on the shelf of the library and did not approve. The Wasilla Assembly of God tried to ban "Pastor, I Am Gay" by Howard Bess, a liberal Christian preacher in nearby Palmer.)

Anne Heche's mother, Nancy, talked about her distress when her daughter told her she was involved with Ellen. Jeff Johnston told me he had "a struggle" with homosexuality "for a season," but is now "happily married with three boys." (Books for sale there included "Mommy, Why Are They Holding Hands?" and "You Don't Have to Be Gay.")

I covered a boisterous women against Palin rally in Anchorage, where women toted placards such as "Fess up about troopergate," "Keep your vows off my body," "Barbies for war!" "Sarah, please don't put me on your enemies list," and "McCain and Palin = McPain."

A local conservative radio personality, Eddie Burke, who had lambasted the organizers as "a bunch of socialist, baby-killing maggots," was on hand with a sign reading "Alaska is not Frisco."

R.D. Levno, a retired school principal, flew in from Fairbanks. "She's a child, inexperienced and simplistic," she said of Sarah. "It's taking us back to junior high school. She's one of the popular girls, but one of the mean girls. She is seductive."