A Timberwolves employee allegedly stole a hard drive from a high-level team executive allegedly containing proprietary information.
People, this is big news.
A team once known for David Kahn, Jonny Flynn and Ndudi Ebi had intelligence worth stealing, something on a computer that offered insights other than “Pass on Steph Curry in the draft.”
This is a milestone in franchise history. The Wolves should erect a statue to the alleged thief outside of Target Center. He has brought unintended glory to his former employers, and established that the password to files containing sensitive Timberwolves information is no longer “1234.’’
The Wolves should hire Anthony Edwards to investigate. He’s doing just about everything else for them right now.
Even before the theft, Edwards was making this a memorable week for the franchise. With the team’s star big men undergoing a variety of injuries, Edwards led them on a strong West Coast road trip, threw down a dunk in Utah that will be remembered as long as dunks are remembered, and displayed the kind of on-court leadership and dominance that makes him one of the league’s few current candidates to match the greatest legends in league history.
Ant-Man has a chance to become Mic-Mike — as in, Micro Mike. As in, a modern-if-unfinished version of the great Michael Jordan, who this week told NBA reporter Chris Broussard that Edwards reminds him of himself.
Former Timberwolves standout and coach Sam Mitchell echoed those sentiments, saying of Edwards: “He’s the closest thing I’ve seen, mentally and physically, to Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan. He has that same mentality.’’