The world was a better place when we were allowed to refer to those school buildings and dormitories on a plateau in southern Minnesota as belonging to Mankato State.
In September 1998, the people in charge decided to change the title of this gathering place for earnest rural types and Twin Cities kids seeking to escape parental monitoring to Minnesota State, Mankato.
It became the first college to name itself after a fictional academic institution in a television sitcom. Sadly, the folks running the place didn't go all the way and change the athletic nickname from the Mavericks to the Screaming Eagles.
The humorous part of the name change was the school's paranoia over what to do with the Mankato identifier. We started off using a hyphen in the Star Tribune sports department, with Minnesota State-Mankato in the first reference and MSU-Mankato after that.
"No, we're Minnesota State," bellowed the university's mouthpieces. "And if you have to use Mankato, do it with a comma. And we're never MSU … NEVER!"
The name deal became more complex when Moorhead State also decided to go the Minnesota State route. Best I can tell there's now no punctuation between the Minnesota States and their locations.
What is certain is that the football program at the old state teachers college in Mankato has been more in the news in the past few days than at any time in its gridiron history.
The drama involving reinstated coach Todd Hoffner, interim coach Aaron Keen, spokes-player Sam Thompson, an arbitrator, a sheepish Mankato administration and a deceived Minot State administration has been well-chronicled.