The inexplicably famous Heidi Montag has gone public with the results of her recent plastic surgery binge. Mangled ears, Edward-Scissorhands face, Dollar-Store-quality implants, and that unbeatable combination of exhibitionism and poor self-image: no wonder she's not single!
There's more. She got eleven alterations. The first ten she paid for, but the eleventh was free if you had a card with enough punch-holes in it.
