The recipe hasn't changed in 40 years: a shot of syrup, a sprinkle of saccharine, a splash of vanilla, a couple of marshmallows, a slice of cheese, a slice of ham and a big dollop of schmaltz.
Wait! Barry Manilow added an unexpected ingredient Thursday night at Xcel Energy Center: A hankie. It was his final appearance in the Twin Cities and there were a few tears. Tears of joy, tears of sadness, tears of trying to get that feeling again.
Those were simpler, more innocent times when Manilow was topping the pop charts, when he was the pioneer of the power ballad, the sovereign of schmaltz, the king of middle-of-the-road pop.
For his One Last Time Tour, Manilow, 72, sporting a mullet and a face frozen in time, tried to bring back those times when melodies, romance and hope ruled. His 85-minute show was breezy, slick and nostalgic. Overwhelmingly so.
All 8,000 concertgoers seemed to know all the words to all the songs — except a few husbands who couldn't even bother to sing along to "Can't Smile without You" even though the lyrics were projected on a giant video screen with a bouncing smiley face to guide you along.
A few couples slow-danced or swayed back and forth. Groups of women put their arms around one another and kumbaya-ed to the songs of their youth. And during "I Write the Songs," thousands of concertgoers waved their free souvenir green glowsticks like they were at an AARP rave. Not to worry. Nostalgia is not a dangerous drug.
Despite the enthusiastic response from the Fanilows, the object of their affection seemed to be a bit of blasé Barry. He didn't make a big to-do about this being his final tour; he'll still record and perform an occasional show or do a residency in someplace like Las Vegas. He didn't give one of those clichéd "thanks for all the support for all the years" speeches. At least, he made a joke about once confusing St. Paul with the other city across the river.
On Thursday, Manilow carried on the way he has on stage for 40-some years. Like a hammy showman — with a little less energy and hyperness than before.