This had to happen, and Kofi Cockburn, the mighty 7-footer for Illinois, was a likely candidate to make it so.
It took 12 games into the tenure of coach Ben Johnson, but on Tuesday night, before a crowd at Williams Arena that was both late-arriving and early-leaving, this "Who are these guys?'' edition of Gophers men's basketball took a thumping.
The final was 76-53, an Illinois domination based largely on the old-school approach of pounding the ball inside to the most powerful man on the court.
"Anybody that knows me knows that I'm a big fan of getting the ball close to the basket,'' Illinois coach Brad Underwood said.
The Gophers assisted the Illini in this strategy by rarely double-teaming Cockburn, putting Eric Curry, in his sixth year in the Gophers program, and Charlie Daniels, in his first, in the impossible situation of trying to stop The Kofi Beast down low without help.
A few times, the Gophers sent a guard to claw at the ball after Cockburn received a pass, but mostly it was catch, muscle, shoot and score, often with an ultra-quick lefty flip.
Cockburn played only 24 ½ minutes, split equally by halves, and took 19 shots. Only 89.5% of those were taken from 4 feet or less.
Johnson tried to make a case for the Gophers not having their usual energy, which is probably more encouraging to his players facing two games a week for two months in the Big Ten, than saying: