Kris Boyd must be an awful poker player.
How do we know this?
Well, the young Vikings cornerback drew what amounted to a royal flush early in the second quarter of Sunday's game against the Cowboys at U.S. Bank Stadium.
And how did he disguise his excitement over the impending windfall that was coming his way?
He choked. He flinched. He freaked. He geeked. He did everything but scream, "HEY! YOU KNOW THAT FAKE PUNT WE WORKED ON ALL WEEK! IT'S OPEN!! WIDE OPEN!!! PEOPLE WON'T BE RIPPING SPECIAL TEAMS COORDINATOR MARWAN MAALOUF AFTER THEY GET A LOAD OF WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO!!!"
In football jargon, Boyd didn't come to a set position for the one stinking second required.
Instead, he jitterbugged around at the right gunner position. He threw an arm in the air to get punter Britton Colquitt to notice that the Cowboys didn't have anyone directly across from him. Then, as the ball was being snapped, he was moving a few steps to his right, ruining what could have been the play everyone talked about if the Vikings had won and raised their record to 5-5.
Instead, the Vikings lost 31-28. And one of the more disappointing moments was the penalty that negated Colquitt's 23-yard strike to Boyd on fourth-and-10.