Following Brooks Koepka was a good idea until the Ryder Cup rookie tried to hit the Americans' second shot on the 12th hole of Saturday morning's foursome matches at Hazeltine National Golf Club.
Shank!
To an amateur golfer, even typing the word for the game's most infectious and enduring miss-hit feels like spreading a petri dish of smallpox on the morning bagel. Watching the Titleist shoot so far right that golf analyst David Feherty yelps, "That's not something you see every day," might require a sports psychologist to wipe from the memory bank.
Golf is such a mental minefield. As we found out last week, it's the only sport in which poor Hal Sutton gets blamed 12 years later for setting Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods up to fail by pairing them together when they were the top two golfers in the galaxy.
Now, back to that sha--.
When Koepka did that, he and Brandt Snedeker were all square with Henrik Stenson and Matthew Fitzpatrick. The initial reaction was to think, "Oh, boy, Brooks is finished." He just sha--ed it in the Ryder Cup. Some of us start shaking inside when we sha-- it in front of our buddy Joe.
But Koepka's immediate response helps explain why U.S. Ryder Cup captain Davis Love III said, "Brooks is a cool customer. He's a guy you can trust on the big stage."
After amazingly halving the 12th hole with a bogey, it was the long-hitting 24-year-old Koepka who grabbed a 4-iron for the 253-yard par-3 13th.