Jaws chomped on Tony Kornheiser about the blazer he chose for Monday's edition of ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption" from the Dome.
Walking toward the "PTI" set where Kornheiser and Mike Wilbon were sitting, Ron Jaworski couldn't wait to make this observation: "That jacket's the award-winner."
Egging on Jaws, who is Kornheiser's "Monday Night Football" boothmate, Wilbon said: "It's bad, isn't it?" Jaws was more kind: "It stands out."
The blazer was an orange number that fans of Auburn, Tennessee, Florida and Clemson would have worshiped.
"It's 'PTI' orange, at this point," Kornheiser told me. "We just asked for the most outrageous colors possible, and I said I'd wear it. It's a tough one."
We've all seen sunsets that color. By the end of the show, some might have wished they could borrow the dark glasses Kornheiser was wearing.
Wilbon, who resists pressure to wear any "PTI" blazers, is not wearing down Kornheiser's resolve to keep the comb-over.
"I only have three strands of hair, come on now," said Kornheiser with that impish smile. "When they fall out, which is probably by February, [I'll stop]. I'm not adding any [hair]."