Catch of the week: Nicki Schaper

Age: 25.

Sign: Virgo.

Neighborhood: South Minneapolis.

Orientation: I'm a female who enjoys males.

Education: Some college, but mostly life experience.

Occupation: Hospitality. I work in hotels.

Hangouts: Liquor Lyle's, Nordeast bars with names that no one remembers, downtown skyways, the Muddy Pig, Grand Cafe and Hidden Beach.

Turn-ons: A man who is taller than me, smells good, has a job, has a car and doesn't smoke. Fellow life eaters and cuddle rapers.

About her: "Nicki, the ball of fire that lashes out her wit with masterful taste, shows loyalty like no other, is sexy to the S, enjoys Lyle's two-fers as if they were salty Tater Tots, and has different sized feet which help her conquer killer dance moves such as, 'churning the air butter and whipping it out,'" writes Nate Kadlac.

Nominated by: Kadlac.