Chad Greenway can run and juggle at the same time. He loves the Tour de France.
"He even owns the whole racing outfit," said former teammate Jimmy Kleinsasser. "Although, thank God, I've never had to see him in it."
Every season, Greenway pain-stakingly builds a 40-pound ball of athletic tape.
"I guess that's about all there is to do where he's from," said former teammate Ben Leber. "Other than the obligatory cow-tipping."
Greenway might be the only trash-talking linebacker in the NFL whose chatter could be broadcast unedited in a nursery.
"He talks more trash than any player I ever played with,'' Leber said. "But it's all clean. It's so elementary a fourth-grader might say it. He'd yell stuff like, 'Yeah, that's the way we did it at Iowa!' I'd just look at him and say, 'What is wrong with you?' "
Greenway is a sports historian. Recently his trainer, Craig Helmer of Balance Studios in Uptown Minneapolis, brought in a photo of Jesse Owens. Greenway knew what year Owens competed in Berlin.
"He knows tennis, cycling, pretty much everything,'' Helmer said.