At 10 a.m. Monday, the Wild began selling playoff tickets on its website. Roughly 35 minutes later, the team announced a six-player transaction intended to provide an emotional boost that maybe helps the Wild, you know, actually make the playoffs.
A busy morning continued with a 30-minute team meeting/impromptu motivational session, which was followed by an "optional" practice. Optional in the same way that paying taxes is optional.
Afterward, I half-expected coach Mike Yeo to channel his inner Jim Mora when asked about his team's precarious position with three games remaining.
Playoffs? Playoffs?! You kidding me? I just hope we can win a game.
Alas, he played the role of Stuart Smalley.
"We're in a very good spot right now," Yeo said without a hint of sarcasm. "We can all talk about how we've arrived here, but the bottom line is, our group has worked very hard and sacrificed an awful lot to get us in this position. We should be proud of that."
That's one way to look at things. The other side sees the sky falling.
The Wild remains in desperation mode, clinging to seventh place in the Western Conference standings. A 3-6-1 record in the past 10 games has put the team's postseason bid in jeopardy as a cloud of tension hovers over the entire organization.