College football has reached Year Zero of its glorious existence. This wacky, lovable sport first played in 1869 has a brand-new look so extreme that keeping track of it all requires mental dexterity.
Pop quiz: What conference does Central Florida belong to? (Google not allowed.)
The correct answer is the Big 12, which now has 16 members.
The Big Ten has nearly doubled its name by expanding to 18 schools starting this season with the arrival of USC, UCLA, Oregon and Washington.
The Pac-12 went the opposite direction. The league shrank to the Pac-2 with Oregon State and Washington State clinging to a life raft after their brethren fled for richer paydays.
RIP, “Pac-12 After Dark.” You provided so much late-night drama and entertainment to college football diehards still jacked up emotionally from the thrill ride that is Saturdays in the fall.
Everything feels different as Year Zero of college football begins.
Nick Saban is no longer coaching. The playoff is now a true playoff with an expansion to 12 teams. West Coast schools belong to East Coast conferences, giving the middle finger to romantics who fondly remember the days of college sports being grouped by geography.