His first objective was to not embarrass himself, and yet the strikeouts have piled up at times for Corey Koskie.
"I'm getting compared to what I was," Koskie said. "One college kid popped off and said, 'This guy used to play in the major leagues?'
"When you are comparing me to my 25-year-old self, yeah. Give me a little slack here."
The other objective was to not get hurt, but his body has revolted against him at times as it is revisiting baseball movements for the first time in 15 years.
"As soon as I try to do something a little too crazy, it tells me," Koskie said. "Two weeks ago, I tweaked one groin trying to sprint out of the box to beat out a base hit. That's not going to work. Last weekend I tried to tag up from second to get to third and about three-quarters of the way I tweaked the other groin.
"When you go from a sedentary lifestyle to, all of a sudden, running and swinging and trying to do something 100 percent ... not good."
No, you have not emerged from a time machine back in 2001, when Koskie was a productive third baseman for the Twins. This is happening now, for the Loretto Larks of the Minnesota Baseball Association. Koskie is their 48-year-old designated hitter.
He retired in 2006 as he dealt with the effects of a concussion he suffered while falling backward as he attempted to catch a pop-up while playing for the Brewers. There was a comeback attempt during spring training in 2009 that was aborted when he felt lightheaded after diving for a ball. In seven seasons with the Twins, the Canadian batted .280 with an .836 on-base-plus-slugging percentage while playing reliable defense.