Vikings defensive end Ray Edwards did everything humanly possible on a football field, except persuade referee Walt Anderson that it isn't a penalty to launch one's 6-5, 268-pound self over a tailback, sail 3 yards through the air and collide helmet-to-helmet with an NFL quarterback.
The league has been kind of funny about that since it became a multibillion-dollar enterprise dependent on franchise quarterbacks making more money than your typical Ponzi schemer.
"The running back [Maurice Morris] tried to cut me, so I jumped over the top of him," Edwards said. "I mean, what else do they expect me to do? I'm just trying to be a football player."
The penalty for unnecessary roughness turned a sack and a lost fumble into a Lions first down at the Vikings 7-yard line. Detroit scored two plays later when quarterback Matthew Stafford -- a promising rookie who stayed competitive through three sacks, 13 knockdowns and at least six dropped passes -- threw an 8-yard touchdown pass to tight end Will Heller.
Suddenly, the lowly Lions trailed only 17-10 with 8:14 left in the third quarter. And that didn't sit well with Vikings coach Brad Childress, who engaged Anderson in a heated conversation between possessions.
"I have too much of a headache here from elevating with the referee there," Childress said after the Vikings' 27-10 victory. "I'm going to stroke out on the stand right here."
Childress called Mike Pereira, the NFL's vice president of officiating, to complain as soon as the game ended. It was only the second time Childress could remember calling Pereira immediately after a game.
"I didn't think that [Edwards] was a launch at the quarterback," Childress said. "You obviously can't cause a collision with your head. There are launches all over the field in football. That's football. I didn't think it was a personal foul. ... I don't believe [Pereira] thought it was either."