A moving wall of media fed on Harrison Smith's brain for the usual five to seven minutes before scrambling to set up for the next available player.
Two cameramen executed the media version of Cordarrelle Patterson's Jet Sweep as Smith exited the scrum looking like a man who's more comfortable tackling "Megatron" than mini tape recorders trying to capture the NFL's hot topic du jour.
"I've always struggled with knowing what to say and have tried to get better at it," Smith said. "Ever since I started doing interviews, I've been trying to figure out how to do them better."
The locker room interview is part of an NFL player's job that probably seems easier than it actually is. Particularly on days like Monday at Winter Park, when random players were chosen to be instantaneous experts and completely forthcoming on:
A. The controversial decision to reinstate Adrian Peterson by the men who pay them millions of dollars.
B. The controversial actions of a teammate who was indicted on child abuse charges related to the disciplining of a 4-year-old son with a tree branch.
C. The general controversy surrounding corporal punishment in America, parental rights, cultural differences between blacks and whites, north and south, and when those parental rights cross a line and should result in imprisonment.
And, oh yeah, if you don't mind, can you sum up your thoughts in a 15-second sound bite that gives us the general mood of the 53 players on the current roster? Thanks. We owe you one.