This will go down in Minnesota State Fair history as the year crop art cut the mustard.
Yellow mustard seeds are making their final appearance at the fair's crop art competition.
The sturdy round seeds have been a crop art staple; useful for their uniform size, their mellow yellow hue and the way they absorb paint and dyes. Finding a replacement will be a pain in the neck for artists who already have pretty sore necks from all the hours they spent gluing tiny seeds on boards for our amusement.
The crop art community coped with the loss the same way they cope with most things this time of year. By gluing their feelings together with thousands of mustard seeds and submitting them to the crop art competition.
"Mustard's Last Hurrah," read a label made of mustard seeds, on a bottle made of mustard seeds, on a crop art entry by Caitlin Micko. It was her first crop art entry and her last chance to use mustard seeds.
"Who Snitched on Yellow Mustard?" veteran crop artist Brandi Brown posed the question on everyone's mind, pouring her indignation and leftover seeds into a last-minute entry. Mustard seeds featured prominently in her main crop art piece this year — a cautionary tale about doves, open flames and the 1988 Olympics.
"It's a hard, uniform seed. It's a vibrant yellow. It dyes well," Brown said. "Just a terrible seed to lose."
Even worse, it was an unidentified crop artist who snitched on yellow mustard.