The Gophers women’s basketball team was certain to improve its nonconference record to 10-0 as it played host to North Florida on Tuesday. The possibility existed to sit through this contest, then take in coach Dawn Plitzuweit’s postgame media session and actually meet the second-season coach.
This did not occur. The North Florida athletes were so terrible at basketball that they were a disgrace to their namesakes, Ospreys, as a unique variety of raptor — as well as threats to cause long-term blurry vision if viewed for too long.
Gophers 33-6 at the quarter, and we’ll see you later.
There remained a desire to offer something on Plitzuweit in advance of Sunday’s Big Ten opener at Nebraska. The coach operates on a tight schedule. An arrangement was made for a Friday interview by phone.
Check out the résumé again. Find the icebreaker. That would be the interview strategy.
And there it was: The coach played basketball at Michigan Tech in the early 1990s.
Guess what? The interviewer had experience watching basketball at Michigan Tech. OK, it was a men’s game several years before Title IX started taking effect; Red Severson’s outstanding St. Cloud State team beating Tech in a Northern Intercollegiate Conference matinee.
The date was Jan. 20, 1968, a fact known immediately because the entertainment for a portion of the long bus ride back to St. Cloud was listening to a scratchy radio broadcast: Elvin Hayes (39 points) and Houston ending UCLA’s 47-game winning streak with a 71-69 victory in the Astrodome.