How is everybody doing?
Elmo asked. The internet shrieked back. Not so great, Elmo. Could be better, Elmo.
Sesame Street’s favorite little red monster asks a lot of questions across his various social media accounts. Do you know your ABCs? Have you ever tried singing to flowers? Did you know Elmo loves you to the moon and back?
But it was this post that brought thousands running to trauma dump on a Muppet.
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
Hey Elmo, just had a birthday but feeling kind of lonely. They raised the rent again — can I come live with you on Sesame Street? (Elmo says he would love that.) Thanks for checking in, Elmo.
There were flaming pizzas spewing off a conveyor belt from the Domino’s account. Oreos was out of milk.