The route Traci Nelson recommends takes you past Elko Speedway, past a country bar lit up by neon, and down a dark rural highway. Then it's a left onto a jarringly bumpy, dusty gravel road before parking on grass in what feels like a farmyard.
Once there you've reached what Nelson calls "a pole barn -- but not like any pole barn you've ever seen."
Inside this place, in the hinterlands of New Market Township, you'll find a boutique full of French imports.
Nor is it the only place of its type in the area. Postcards on a table show there's cross-marketing going on with others nurturing similar ambitions in a part of the south metro whose affluence has risen.
Crowned Cottage, for instance, in the town of Elko New Market, features its own Belle Vache line of handbags and accessories as well as "European-inspired architectural furnishings," Claus Porto luxury soaps and Seda France candles.
The Old Hotel Market, also in town, features roughly 20 crystal chandeliers and a series of themed rooms upstairs that were once the rooms for guests of a hotel built in 1897. The themes range from country cabin to a European room with fireplace and chaise lounge.
Jeanne Mahoney O'Neill's Old Hotel Market, which starts its sixth year in January, is the veteran of the three; the others have arrived within the past couple of years.
"I welcome them," O'Neill said. "I didn't seem them as competition at all but rather stores that would give people more reason to justify driving the distance, to see three shops versus one -- a lot of people think we're in Iowa! Several months ago we finally got together and decided to jointly market ourselves to save money on ads.