Keith Black is persistent.
The Brooklyn, N.Y.-based math teacher and moviemaker e-mailed me with "an intriguing and humorous pitch regarding my short comedic film, 'Celebrity Sex Tape,' which uncannily predicted Mel Gibson's recent career redemption." I was intrigued, given Gibson's extended 2012 vacation in the Twin Cities.
I told Black that with no Minnesota connection — he's not from here, he wasn't coming here — I couldn't write about him. Black kept pressing. I said that if his short played in town I could write something.
I didn't totally believe Black when he said "Celebrity Sex Tape" would show at 11 a.m. Saturday at the Uptown Theater. But a manager at the Uptown Theater wearing a name tag that read Patrick confirms Black's short is playing Saturday, free of charge. Here's the trailer: bit.ly/2m2tDEb.
Q: What is this movie about?
A: It's about a nerd who is so desperate for stardom that he tries to enlist a famous actress to co-star in a sex tape with him. The twist is that he has old-fashioned romantic values so, of course, it's going to backfire.
Q: Are you going to get in trouble on your day job, math teacher, for this movie?
A: Why? It's a PG-rated comedy. It has no sex or nudity. But it does have a lot of romance. My movie has a positive message that you don't have to make a sex tape to get ahead.