How wrong I was to think U.S. Rep. Michelle Fischbach doesn’t care about me!
Why, just recently the phone rang and there was her voice, asking me for my opinion on the farm bill. What did I think about crop insurance? What did I think about expanding global markets for American products?
It wasn’t really her, of course. It was a recorded message touting some of her accomplishments in office and asking me a few questions.
I was waiting for her to say, “To continue federally subsidized crop insurance for micro farms, press one.”
I would have pressed the heck out of that one. Kind of like Princess Di voting to abolish the monarchy in season five of “The Crown.” Yes! Yes! The people who grow food for their local schools and hospitals are just as vulnerable to hail as the big corn-and-soybean growers, and they deserve federal crop insurance, too.
But she didn’t ask about that.
She wanted to know if I supported investing in rural Minnesota. Well, that could mean anything from support for rural dentists to helping 10,000-cow dairies turn into 20,000-cow dairies. How do I know, Michelle? It depends on what you want to do with it!
When I wrote for the Alexandria newspaper, Fischbach sent out regular emails criticizing Democrats and touting her work. Beyond that, she wasn’t available. Once, I reached out to her for comment for some farm stories I was writing. Her predecessor, Collin Peterson, had talked to me about federal farm policy for an hour. But I heard nothing back from Fischbach.