O, say can you see … the Minneapolis city flag?
Odds are, you didn't know Minneapolis has a flag, much less seen it gallantly streaming.
Although Minnesota's biggest city has had a city flag for more than 60 years, residents haven't exactly rallied around it. It's rarely seen in public. In the few places it has been displayed, it often has flown upside down or with the colors reversed — without anyone noticing.
People who do know the flag describe it as mediocre at best and "incredibly boring" at worst.
Which is a pity, because a good city flag is a place-making tool, something to demonstrate civic pride, especially when lots of visitors come to town for, say, a Super Bowl.
Everywhere (other than Minneapolis), municipal flags are having a moment.
Just across the river, there's been a grass-roots movement to make the St. Paul flag more visible. The bright yellow, blue and red banner is flying at ballparks, breweries, bars and homes.
A recent redesign of the Crystal city flag has resulted in what one expert called one of the nation's best. And a contest is underway in Rochester to come up with a new flag, making it one of about 100 cities nationwide trying to create a city flag worth saluting.