The Gophers men’s basketball team opened the regular season Wednesday night against Oral Roberts University from Tulsa, Okla. It would be reckless to state that the average age of the crowd was the same as mine, since there were around 200 students gathered behind the west basket.
So, we’ll go with this: I made it to 79 last month and didn’t feel out of place among the roughly 4,000 or so bodies that were scattered in our ancient Barn (take the announced 6,975 as good humor).
One advantage for old-timers was not having to join in asking, “Oral Roberts ... what’s with that name?”
We were fully aware that Roberts made his fame with a weekly TV ministry in which the highlight was his ability to heal people who were sick or disabled in some way.
There would be a call to the front, and several audience members would be wheeled, assisted or struggling bravely to reach Roberts.
The minister would lay on a hand, make a plea to a higher power for a cure, and the previously afflicted often would spring back into the audience with the dexterity of an Olympic gymnast.
ORU opened in 1963 and has had an interesting basketball history, including an Elite Eight in 1974 (behind the legendary Anthony Roberts), and to a Sweet 16 in 2021 after a No. 15 vs. No. 2 upset vs. Ohio State.
The Golden Eagles were down last season — eighth in the nine-team Summit League — and they appeared still to be in need of a cure Wednesday: Gophers 80, ORU 57.