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I've sometimes described being on Twitter as like staying too late at a bad party full of people who hate you. I now think this was too generous to Twitter. I mean, even the worst parties end.
Twitter is more like an existentialist parable of a party, with disembodied souls trying and failing to be properly seen, forever. It's not surprising that the platform's most prolific users often refer to it as "this hellsite."
So I have mixed feelings about what might be the impending takeover of Twitter by Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, whose neural network seems perpetually plugged into the platform. Musk first made an ill-advised move to buy Twitter in the spring. After signing papers with little due diligence, he tried to back out. Twitter sued, and on the cusp of the trial Musk reversed course again, agreeing to go forward with the sale.
It's far from a done deal — the financing is still uncertain — but Musk appears to recognize that the alternative is potentially embarrassing litigation that he is likely to lose. (Already, the lawsuit has resulted in the release of a bunch of Musk's text messages, showing many of his sycophantic associates channeling Kendall Roy from HBO's "Succession.")
That means a Musk-owned Twitter is, at the very least, a distinct possibility. I understand why this is, for many on the left, deeply chilling. Musk's politics are shaped by a fondness for trolling and a hatred of wokeness, and he's likely to make the site a more congenial place for racist demagogues and conspiracy theorists. Among other things, he's promised to reinstate Donald Trump, whose account was suspended after the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. Other far-right figures may not be far behind, along with Russian propagandists, COVID deniers and the like. Given Twitter's outsize influence on media and politics, this will probably make American public life even more fractious and deranged.
I have a shred of hope, however, that if Musk makes Twitter awful enough, users will flee, and it will become less relevant. I'm usually wary of arguments that declining conditions are a catalyst to progress — contrary to the formulation often attributed to Vladimir Lenin, "the worse, the better," worse is usually just worse. I'm going to make an exception for Twitter, though. The best thing it could do for society would be to implode.