LOS ANGELES — Highlights of Saturday's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies will be broadcast on Nov. 19 on HBO. Good luck trimming the 5 ½-hour marathon to three hours or so.
You probably won't hear inductee Eminem reading, alphabetically, from several sheets of paper the names of dozens of rappers who influenced him.
Or the entire speech from Duran Duran's Andy Taylor read by singer Simon Le Bon because Taylor is suffering from prostate cancer and couldn't attend the band's induction.
Or lawyer-to-the-superstars Allen Grubman's George Jessel-esque induction acceptance speech about eating spare ribs at the lunch where the concept for the Rock Hall was hatched in 1983.
And you won't see the false start by Duran Duran, the night's first performing act, when Le Bon stopped "Girls on Film" after a verse and chorus and announced to the 7,000 people at the Microsoft Theater, "It's just to prove to you that we weren't lip-synching!," The band started over.
And you probably won't hear John Mellencamp's show-stopping introduction of Grubman that turned into a rant about anti-Semitism, clearly aimed at Kanye West and Kyrie Irving. Here is what the Indiana iconoclast said, in part, "I'm an artist and a gentile whose life has been enriched greatly by my friendship and association with countless Jewish people...We're all human things. I don't give a [bleep] if you're Jewish, Black, white, tutti frutti. … I'm standing here tonight loudly and proudly and in solidarity with Allen, his family, all of my Jewish friends and the entire Jewish people of the world. [Bleep] Anti-Semitism and [bleep] anybody who says anything in that manner."
(Later backstage, Grubman said the Hall of Fame asked for Mellencamp's notes to include in its archives.)
Mellencamp wasn't the only one to sound a note for diversity. Inductee Lionel Richie proclaimed: "Rock 'n' roll is not a color," he said. "It is a feeling. It's a vibe. And if we let that vibe come through, this room will grow."