Over in our sports section, Patrick Reusse annually produces his Turkey of the Year column for Thanksgiving weekend in which he holds out for mockery those who've committed acts of dubious distinction.
We're not ridiculing anyone in this column. There were, however, some moments, events, incidents from the past year at the Minnesota Capitol that stuck with us, that we continue to ponder and mull. Without further ado and in no particular order:
VENTURA REVISITED: The former governor lobbied for legalized marijuana and reminded everyone how he could take over a room just by walking through the door, his comments going viral and his presence transfixing his audience. "I can assure you I misbehaved far more on alcohol than I ever have on marijuana," Ventura said in testimony. "In fact, I only misbehaved twice that I can recollect on marijuana. You know what I did? Back in 1970 on marijuana, I went and saw Jimi Hendrix, and then a couple months later, Janis Joplin. I admit it. I was on pot when I went there. And I'll tell you, it was one hell of a show."
NIGHT FEEDINGS: Wake up in the middle of the night or stay up late. Turn on the livestream to see what the Senate was up to because they seemed to be in session around the clock. The most dangerous spot on the floor might have been between Sen. Eric Lucero, R-St. Michael, and his microphone. He relentlessly offered doomed amendments and meandering musings that added hours to floor debates.
HOMETOWN HAMLETS: U.S. Rep. Dean Phillips kept us guessing for months. Would he run for president against fellow Democrat Joe Biden? Would he seek re-election to his Third District seat? His dithering kept us hanging much longer than the few hours we breathlessly tracked Republican 6th District Rep. Tom Emmer's potential ascension to U.S. House speaker.
WALZ CHOOSES: If you wonder why reporters are skeptical, remember this: Gov. Tim Walz named Erin DuPree an "outstanding choice" to lead the new Office of Cannabis Management. He praised her "direct experience in Minnesota's hemp and cannabis industry and over 20 years of success in launching, managing, and growing businesses and organizations."
Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan was effusive. "With outstanding business acumen, organizational management, and strategic vision, DuPree has what it takes to meet the needs of Minnesotans and build out a critical new industry in the state," Flanagan said.
Whoops. DuPree stepped down within a day amid reports she had sold high-dose products in violation of state law.