The mystery creator of the All Hockey Hair Team video hopes the 2016 edition, posted on YouTube late Saturday and likely already making its viral rounds on social media, meets its legions of fans' expectations.
But he refused to try too hard.
"I meant this to look more like the Minnesota version of, 'I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl,'" he said, citing the television sitcom Newhart during a rare interview last week. "It should be like taking a drink out of the backyard hose."
The video first showed up on YouTube in 2011 and, with each successive year, has become a wildly popular, hilarious coda to the country's most renowned high school tournament. It ranks and reviews the top-10 best flops, mops, mullets, salad and flow seen during player introductions.
More than 2.5 million viewers watched the 2015 video, which featured endorsements from Minnesota-bred NHL standouts T.J. Oshie and Blake Wheeler. It gets huge traffic from social media, including national media outlets promoting the latest installment.
Even players can't wait.
"It adds fun to the tournament; It's something you look forward to," said Wyatt Aamodt, senior at Hermantown, known as Hairmantown in the video thanks to years of sick flow sported by Hawks' players.
But the man behind it all keeps his name out of the limelight. Sporting shoulder-length dark hair that flowed under his stocking cap, he spoke with the Star Tribune over breakfast last week under the condition of anonymity, citing business reasons.