Beavers, Bells, Bills and Barkley
By Rochelle Olson
I don’t need to tell you that it’s the Friday before a three-day weekend. I’m here in my pajamas in my living room chanting, “U.S.A.” like Sen. Eric Lucero, R-St. Michael, in a sparkly jacket on Sunday night.
Let’s take it back to last Friday night when I returned home from former President Trump’s speech at the RiverCentre. The hour was late and I was still confounded by House Majority Whip Tom Emmer’s walk-out music: AC/DC’s “Hells Bells.” Sample lyric (I’m a rolling thunder, pouring rain. I’m coming on like a hurricane. White lightning’s flashing across the sky. You’re only young, but you’re gonna die.) Despite the tough-guy music, I tried to talk to Emmer, introducing myself along with AP reporter Steve Karnowski. Emmer mumbled and his handler promptly pushed him forward (after he’d done his requisite TV interviews slamming President Joe Biden). No time, the handler said. Second time I’ve met Emmer. Second time he refused questions.
Those Republicans love AC/DC as Sen. John Jasinski of Faribault walked out to AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” and noted the choice in his remarks in advance of Trump’s speech. (Rode down the highway. Broke the limit, we hit the town) Jasinski was one of two legislators I saw at the event. Rep. Joe McDonald, R-Delano, was there as well, but he said he was on duty, working a paid gig as a photographer. In introducing Trump, Jasinski said he was bringing a **warm welcome on behalf of Senate Minority Leader Mark Johnson, R-East Grand Forks, who couldn’t attend.
The Senate GOP, of course, has seized many opporitunities in the past month to deride the DFL and Sen. Nicole Mitchell, of Woodbury, because she faces one felony burglary charge. (Her next court date is in early June.) And yet Trump faces so many felony charges in so many jurisdictions that Politico offers an extensive tracker.
Ok, but that’s all a digression. Let’s get back to the beavers. I flipped on the Senate floor session après Trump and they were talking about a ban on eating beavers in the Department of Natural Resources conference committee report.
Sen. Foung Hawj, DFL-St. Paul, whose first language is not English, told fellow senators that he had learned a new expression, “eager beaver” during discussion of the bill. (Idiomatic expressions do not come easily to him in foreign languages, he said.)
Sen. Nathan Wesenberg, R-Little Falls, and a hunting and wildlife aficionado, provided what became a viral moment as I immediately tweeted his words, “We’re talking about the legalities of eating beaver. That’s just ridiculous. I eat beaver. It’s fine, nobody’s going to get in trouble for it.”