FINLAYSON, MINN. — Amanda Oquist pulled into a muddy driveway and surveyed the scene. As one of the state's three full-time humane agents, Oquist investigates reports of animal abuse or neglect, which takes her to rural residences all over northern Minnesota. Many look a lot like this: dappled with vehicles and stray tires, garbage cans and building debris.
Oquist took inventory of the animals she could see from her vehicle: a couple of dairy cattle, a few ducks and geese, plus a goat in the shed. All appeared healthy and well fed. When she strode up to the home's entrance and knocked, she could see lights on inside. But nobody came to the door.
"You can't always make people be friendly," she said.
While the job of a municipal "dogcatcher" is familiar to anyone who has watched cartoons, the humane agents' work flies under the radar — even though they've been protecting animals in Minnesota since the late 1800s, when they rescued carriage horses from abusive drivers.
The Twin Cities-based Animal Humane Society, the largest animal welfare organization in the Midwest, employs Oquist and her colleagues to investigate nearly 2,000 reports of maltreatment each year. While most concerns turn out to be unfounded or quickly resolved, dozens are so serious that they lead to hundreds of animals being seized annually.
Each time an agent knocks on a door, they never quite know what they'll find.
Whatever bizarre, awful, animal-related scenario you can imagine — dogfighting, cockfighting, cult rituals, bestiality, 47 cats found living in a sweltering car — these agents have seen it.
Keith Streff, AHS' longest-serving investigator, described rare but especially cruel cases that involved a dog being used for target practice or a bird stuffed with firecrackers before being tossed into the air. He's entered homes filled with nearly 1,000 rats, or hundreds of rabbits hopping through feet of feces. "I don't know how many cats I've scraped out of microwaves and dogs set on fire I've seen," he said.