PATRICK REUSSE
Murray Warmath was a 41-year-old and had been the coach at Mississippi State for two years when he was hired by the Gophers for the 1954 season. He was the coach of my youth, when nothing on this state's sports calendar mattered as did those nine Saturdays on which the Gophers played football.
On the Minnesota prairie, the Minneapolis newspapers would be delivered morning and afternoon, and even a kid would scour the sports pages for news on the Gophers. And then Friday would arrive with the Warmath quote that brought goose bumps:
"The hay is in the barn."
That meant the Gophers had put in a plan, practiced it energeticallty, and now it was a question if our athletes could outplay the always-worthy opponents.
If suddenly we would have read that Warmath had said, "We've set sail and we've set our direction ... whether it's to win a conference championship, or be the first person in your family to get a college education or to beat cancer," we would have said, "What about the hay?"
And if Warmath had said his team was a family, with family meaning "Forget About Me, I Love You," our response would have been, "Get the straitjacket, ol' Murray has had a breakdown."
As someone who saw his first Gophers game as a 9-year-old on Nov. 13, 1954 (Gophers 22, Iowa 20), I clearly need assistance to understand what in the name of Warmath is this new 36-year-old coach, Phillip John Fleck, babbling about … with family, and service, and culture.
I have no interest in boat-rowing or forget about me, I love you. Just tell me if the hay's in the barn.