Every hour round-the-clock, about 9,000 people call in to an elementary school hotline. They are seeking a pep talk from children.
Sometimes so many people dial in at once that the hotline — a project created by a California public school — is overwhelmed and callers only hear a busy signal.
For the lucky ones who get through, this is what they hear from a cheerful young voice:
"If you're feeling mad, frustrated, or nervous, press one."
"If you need words of encouragement and life advice, press two."
"If you need a pep talk from kindergartners, press three."
Prerecorded advice for stressed callers, some of it in Spanish, includes: Punch your pillow and cry on it. Go get your wallet and spend it on ice cream and shoes. Jump on a trampoline. Go get a cookie. Be grateful for yourself. Be you. It's OK to be different.
And, finally: "If you're feeling up high and unbalanced, think of groundhogs!"