The last time we did this, the Big Dance was in Minneapolis, with 72,000-strong packed in for the 2019 Final Four at U.S. Bank Stadium.
Now, after a one-year pandemic pause, the NCAA men's basketball tournament is back, a fan's most wonderful time of the year, starting with Selection Sunday.
But here's where it gets weird.
The road to Indianapolis starts … in Indiana. All 68 teams and all six rounds will be there, with the competition spread over six arenas: Lucas Oil Stadium, Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Hinkle Fieldhouse, Indiana Farmers Coliseum, Assembly Hall in Bloomington and Mackey Arena in West Lafayette.
Then there's the calendar. We all know people who plan their days around March Madness. It's going to be a bumpy few weeks for those folks. Be kind to them. Here's a field guide:
When to watch
First Four games: Traditionally held Tuesday and Wednesday in Dayton, Ohio, the First Four play-in games will all take place on Thursday, with two games at Mackey Arena and two at Assembly Hall.
Those first four long, crazy days: Perfect time, traditionally, to use a couple of sick days. Same goes this year, but adjust them to a Friday and a Monday. The first round starts Friday (not Thursday), and continues into Saturday. Second-round games run Sunday and Monday.
Second weekend: The Sweet 16 /Elite Eight weekend starts on Saturday and goes through Tuesday, with the Sweet 16 on Saturday, March 27, and Sunday the 28th; and the Elite Eight games Monday (March 29) and Tuesday (March 30).