In 2006, Ozzie Guillen called the Twins' smaller, bunt-and-run-style players "Piranhas." A legend was born. Or at least a bunch of T-shirts.
That lineup featured an MVP in the cleanup spot, a batting champ batting third and an All-Star center fielder with power batting fifth.
Three Twins hit 24 or more homers and drove in 98 or more runs.
If that team could be described as "Piranhas," what should we call the 2011 Twins, who have used Denard Span and Tsuyoshi Nishioka in the third spot and batted Brian Dinkelman seventh?
"They are the little sardinas," Guillen said. "The sardines. You see a bunch of midgets out there. They can play. That kid who is the leadoff guy [Ben Revere]? Pretty good."
Thursday afternoon, the Twins beat Guillen's White Sox 1-0. The Twins have won 11 of their past 13 games with a lineup filled with guys who aren't tall enough to ride the rollercoaster at Valleyfair.
"We are sharks," said Alexi Casilla.
"Sharks?" said Delmon Young from the next locker. "Maybe remora fish. They hang around the sharks.