This isn't supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel's first stint as host of the Emmys. Many assumed ABC would tap its late-night star the last time it aired the awards show, four years ago. Instead, the job went to the five "entertainers" up for outstanding reality host. The nominees, who opened with a bit about "nothing" and proceeded downhill from there, bombed so badly that Time magazine named it one of the top 10 worst hosting attempts in TV history.
"I wasn't really ticked off, to be honest with you," said Kimmel of the public snub. "I actually took some satisfaction out of it because everyone seemed to hate how the broadcast came out, and I was able to look good by not doing anything at all.
"That's my goal in life, by the way."
If being stagnant were truly Kimmel's goal, then 2012 is turning out to be a disappointing year.
In addition to hosting the 64th annual Emmy Awards Sunday, Kimmel served as emcee for the White House Correspondents Dinner in April and got engaged to girlfriend Molly McNearney, one of his show's head writers. He persuaded Oprah Winfrey to appear on his show and orchestrated a video starring George Clooney, Meryl Streep and just about every other star in Hollywood that premiered after the Academy Awards. In late October, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" will start shooting a week's worth of shows in Brooklyn.
But the biggest professional news came last month when ABC announced that, starting in January, Kimmel will swap time slots with "Nightline," meaning that his "Live" -- the only late-night network talk show that gained viewers last season -- will compete directly with Jay Leno and David Letterman.
Not bad for a guy once known for hosting "The Man Show," best remembered for near-naked women bouncing on trampolines.
"Maybe it's like the sad kid sitting outside of the house where the party is happening, and someone finally goes, 'All right. Come in and have a drink,'" Kimmel, 44, said. "I don't know that the world has come closer to my humor, but I think it's just attrition more than anything. I think if you hang in there long enough, eventually you're part of the group."