The NFL draft has a way of keeping everyone in the dark right up to the moment its blinding light is beamed upon the next young man whose life has just changed forever.
An informal survey at 7 Vines Vineyard and Winery in Dellwood confirmed this Thursday night as the NFL’s 89th draft was about to begin.
The participants in the poll were plucked from the 100 people closest to Joe Alt, a 6-foot-9, 321-pound two-time All-America left tackle from Notre Dame and Totino-Grace High School.
“I have no idea what’s happening,” said girlfriend Emilie Meyer, who met Joe in Spanish class at Totino-Grace and is now a junior at Drake University. “I try not to pay attention to mock drafts because they don’t seem reliable. Besides, all we have to do is wait until tonight to find out, right?”
Smart.
We can thank Joe’s mother, Carolyn, for assembling everyone on this peaceful, idyllic property far, far from the NFL’s glitz and glamour.
“Joe just didn’t want to go to Detroit for the draft,” Carolyn said.
Too many people. A record 270,000, to be exact.