It's time for another season of Spot the Spat, the Vikings' annual attempt to turn the sideline into a soundstage.
If Adam Thielen slaps Kirk Cousins, was he angry, or shooing a fly?
Will Stefon Diggs force a trade from Buffalo to the CFL to get even farther away from his former quarterback?
If Justin Jefferson lasers Cousins with The Look, does that mean he wants a trade or merely an apology and a box of chocolates?
For all of the post-Fran quarterback intrigue in Vikings history, they haven't employed many who were as interesting throwing a fit as throwing a pass.
Cousins arrived in the wake of Somnolent Sam Bradford and Cordial Case Keenum. Everybody loved Teddy Bridgewater. You'd have to go back to Daunte Culpepper to find a Vikings quarterback who held sideline scream therapy sessions, and Culpepper was on the receiving end of those.
Cousins has yelled at Thielen and chased away Diggs, and now he has another lead receiver to try to keep happy, a receiver who has made a few gestures and suggestions indicating at least momentary displeasure with the quarterback.
What's different about this season is that Cousins may for once need the receiver more than the receiver needs him. For the first time as a Viking, Cousins is closer to being a lame duck than a franchise cornerstone.